買給老婆ㄉ禮物

　　Three men are sitting at a bar and are discussing what present they
　　bought for their wives.
　　三個男人正在酒吧中討論他們買給自己老婆的禮物。

　　The first says: "i bought something which goes from 0 to 100
　　in 6 seconds"
　　第一個男人說：「我買了一個可以在六秒內從0到100的東西」

　　The other 2 guys don't know what he's talking about so he
　　reveals "i bought her a nice Porche"
　　另兩個男人不知道他指的是什麼，所以他揭露答案：
　　「我買給我老婆一台相當不錯的...保時捷」

　　The second guy says: "i bought something which goes from 0 to 100
　　in 4 seconds
　　第二個男人也說：「我買了個可以在四秒內從0到100的東西。」
　　"That HAS to be a Ferrari - right? "
　　「那一定是法拉利，對吧？」
　　"Yeah thats right! i bought my wife a nice red Ferrari"
　　答對了！我買給我老婆一台相當棒的紅色法拉利」
　　The third one says " i bought my wife something which goes from
　　0 to 100 in just 2 seconds
　　第三個男人開口說：「我買給我老婆一個在兩秒內從0-100的東西。」
　　"THAT CAN'T BE - The Ferrari is the fastest car in the world?!"
　　「不可能的！法拉利是世界上最快的車種了！」
　　"Well - it's not a car, but ..."
　　「恩...那不是一台車啦...那是.....」

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